hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?


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aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss


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therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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brujita95:

sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete??? 


“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”


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- baby:
d... d... d...
- father:
...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby:
d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby:
*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

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we-are-like-young-avocados:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT


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emilysachs:

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deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift


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